Genuinely baffled that LB&D could fall this low. The slowness really ruins the song combined with the other problems.
Melody
Dips a bit under the others due to the speed.
Evolution
A bit but needs more.
Emotion
About average.
Bangerness
Significantly worse than the XX version. Generally worse but compounds with the oddly slow speed to make it mediocre.
Characterization
Works but is also missing a small bit. The guitar isn't on point for Johnny songs and the speed is a bit slower than it should be.
Lyrics
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B.O.F. Bonus
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Bread 
