Utterly bizarre. How did they end up here. Why is it so sparkly.
Melody
Loses a chunk due to sparkles.
Evolution
Decent.
Emotion
A lot of the emotion in this song is supposed to come from the baseline which was replaced with the sparkles. They also make it hard to take seriously.
Bangerness
Loses a good chunk to the sparkles.
Characterization
Way too light to fit perfectly. The parts with the drums and guitar work well but the other parts are a bit strange.
Lyrics
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B.O.F. Bonus
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Bread 
